Grocery Prices Are a Joke. Time to Flip the Script.

March 11, 2025

Grocery Prices Are a Joke. Time to Flip the Script.

Been to the store lately? Yeah, me too. And unless you enjoy paying five bucks for an avocado that looks like it’s seen things, you’ve probably noticed prices creeping up.

It’s not just inflation it’s a perfect storm of nonsense making your grocery bill look like a car payment. Here’s what’s going on:

Why Are Prices So High?

ICE Deportations & Migrant Self-Deportation
Farms are missing workers, crops are missing harvests, and your wallet is missing money. Food is literally rotting in the fields!
Unwillingness to Work the Fields (Even at $22/hr in CA)
Turns out, picking strawberries under the scorching sun isn’t as appealing as a climate-controlled office. Who knew?
Tariffs on Fruits, Vegetables & Potash
- Want avocados, tomatoes, or garlic? Enjoy those import taxes!
- Potash (fertilizer) is getting slapped with tariffs too, so even U.S. farmers are paying more to grow food.
Supply Chain Chaos
If your food isn't stuck on a cargo ship somewhere, consider yourself lucky.
Rising Prices & Empty Shelves
With all of the above happening at once, grocery stores have one response: charge you more and smile about it.

So, What’s the Move?

You could keep throwing cash at the grocery store… or you could grow your own food and tell inflation to kick rocks.

Enter hydroponics—the no-soil, no-nonsense way to grow fresh produce right at home.

No Soil, No Mess – Just plug in a system and let plants do their thing.
Faster Growth – Up to 50% faster than dirt-grown plants.
Year-Round Harvests – “Out of season” doesn’t exist in hydroponics.
Uses 90% Less Water – Because paying extra for water is also a scam.

Start Small, Dominate Later

If you're thinking, "Sounds cool, but I don’t know where to start," don’t sweat it. Start with a countertop hydroponic system small, easy, and perfect for growing lettuce, herbs, and strawberries. No backyard? No problem. Just plug it in and enjoy.